guess who’s back? back again?

“I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.”
— Dorothy Parker

I tell you true, I don’t like it. When it’s all rainy and gloomy and blustery like this, I like stacking pillows and blankets on the couch and watching Oprah and Lord of the Rings dvds and eating popcorn and drinking mugful after mugful of hot coffee and wearing the same sweats until they smell like a catbox.

But I have just been too gottdamned busy to do ANYTHING lately…besides work and travel and laundry, of course. But fuck all that, ya’ll. All work and no play makes Muffy a dull debutante. I mean, christ — I need to write, but this living like a cloistered monk is not good for the soul. I need to dance, gottdamnit. And you can quote me on that.

So, I am back. Email communication and lj posting to re-commence. Look for me in your in-boxes and in your dreams. I shall be the one being trailed by legions of felines who gotta pee. And, now…I really must go and change these sweatpants.

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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