Okay, bitches, because I miss it so gottdamned much and occasionally just gotta have it (and because I KNOW all you wicked, sinful bastards undoubtedly have lots to confess!)…step right up, pull that strand of rosary beads slowly out of your ass in a real steamy and sultry manner, cross yourself, and confess all to Sister Mary Muffalina!
You are welcome to post anonymously whatever it is you need to get off your goat-tittied chests. Anything at all! Tell me your deepest darkest secrets! Tell me your wickedest fantasies! Tell me who you love! Tell me who you hate! Tell me what you covet! Tell me who you envy! Tell me who you’d like to see dead, rotting, and stinking in the earth! Tell me the strangest inanimate object that has ever been in your butt (aside from Grandma Margaret’s rosary beads!) Tell me your dreams and I’ll tell you what they mean. For the love of god, man, tell me any fucking thing you wish…just please do it anonymously.
Remember, salvation can be yours, sweet bitches o’ mine.
But first…you must kneel, kiss my sleeve, and confess.