An open letter to all you ANNOYING Self-Appointed Language Police Pricks out there. Here’s my heartfelt message to you: GO FUCK YOURSELF. The language? She is MINE…to do with as I please. I wake up with copies of Strunk and White in my stool, bitches. If you don’t like or approve of how I use the language, DON’T READ MY SHIT — as, trust me, it’s not written for someone as pathetic and uninteresting as yourself anyway.
Now, FUCK OFF, LADY.