Someone wrote and asked me for my top ten favorite television characters of all time — and you know me, goddamnit…I aim to please, live to knit, and love to schtupp — though, what that has to do with beloved tv characters in ANY WAY is beyond me. Better push on.
At any rate, here they are…in no particular order:
Titus Pullo from HBO’s Rome
Andy Botwin from Weeds
Gomez Addams from The Addams Family
Beavis from Beavis and Butthead
Uncle Arthur from Bewitched
Jane Tennison from Prime Suspect
Neil Pye from The Young Ones
Atia of The Julii from HBO’s Rome
Maggie Jacobs from Extras
Eric Cartman from South Park
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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