This weekend, the Los Angeles Times did a major style piece on the magnificent hilltop lair of my Souplantation lunch date and the delightful Auntie Mame to my chihuahuas — Frances and Pearl — Miss Jackie Beat.
So, click on inside and venture through the many wondrous rooms, filled with devastating style and ferocious taste, unequaled by anything you’ve ever seen. The trinkets and treasures go on for FOREVER and whenever I visit, I always remember to take along my biggest handbag so’s I can covertly cram as much inside as humanly possible — though it must be said that I do smuggle the smaller bric-a-brac out in more covert, creative ways…but of that, human decency, dignity, and decorum prevent me from saying more.
So, Brava to you, Miss Beat! It looks FABULOUSLY POSH! Good god, but that’s a WHOLE LOTTA hit songs, handjobs and hairspray — and I don’t know of any broad who deserves it more than you. You are a wonder.
I love you! Congratulations on your LEGENDARY SPREAD — oh, and on the LA times piece, as well.
The bitch has got STYLE.
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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