As a Big Fattie who was also one of NINE children, I think I speak for us all when I say that BIG FATTIES LIKE OUR VERY OWN GODDAMNED PLATE OF CHOW WHEN WE EAT. We don’t like other meathooks grabbing at our grub, as it gets in the way of our gustatory satisfaction and pleasure. We are very concerned with getting our fair share. Fat Kids like a LOT of flavor and a LOT of time, space, and liberty when we eat. We enjoy moving freely and exuberantly about the cabin whilst sucking the marrow from a juicy hind leg, yet staying ever close enough to keep a watchful eye on our waiting plate. We don’t like the food panic that ensues when we are forced to share or eat communally.
Therefore, WE DON’T DO MEALS “FAMILY STYLE.” EVER. So, don’t embarrass yourself by suggesting it.
Thank you. That is all.