Muff Fact #662: I love the poetry of Ted Hughes and Anne Sexton. I love chamber music and Gregorian chants. I love the films of Fellini and Godard. I love Mussorgsky’s “Pictures at an Exhibition.” I love TS Eliot’s “The Wasteland.” I love Modigliani. I love vintage Mikimoto pearls. I love Merry Old England (which, of course, no longer actually exists.) I love the earthy, intoxicating smell of old books. I love Elsa Schiaparelli and Coco Chanel. I love black cashmere sweaters and red lipstick. I love Scott Fitzgerald. I love a great cup of coffee and a cigarette. I love Truman Capote. I love a good bob. I love Rome, Paris, and Greenwich Village.

But more than anything else…


About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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