Look what your rage, horror, revulsion, and disgust over my latest Facebook status update caused, Miss Ayun Halliday.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU DID THIS. There are frantic, traumatized Hoosier housewives running rampant throughout the state — having shotgun-stress-diarrhea in Starbucks bathrooms from Gary to Terre Haute — all because you couldn’t keep your dang-blasted judgment to yourself. How you sleep at night, I shall NEVER know. Good day, sir!