“i could have danced all night…”

I spent yesterday doing what I pretty much do everyday — writing on the latest movie screenplay (am even approaching the homestretch — hurray!), and then spent last night workshopping some writing with my glorious girls, Miss Becky Thyre and Miss Helena Harvilicz, along with the delightful Herr Gordon Henderson. As my adorable teenage Baby Goat would say with a sassy flip of her impossibly-silky, yard-long Pantene hair — it was SO RICH!

The day was full and ever-so-satisfying. Like some chubby, ancient Eliza Doolittle with skin-tags, a gunt, a Fresno pedigree, and a ticking clock, I always feel like I could dance all night, so to speak — and practically did, seeing that I came home over after our meeting and immediately wrote some fucking more, like a keyboard harridan obsessed. And today, I am RIGHT BACK TO IT. Enough of this gathering rosebuds while she may horseshit; I am done with consumption. Now it’s all about creation.

But as I sit here now, tucking into my first cup of delicious coffee and snuffling the skulls of my two gorgeous chihuahua honey-pies, it just hit me full force — what a GLORIOUS way to spend one’s time: Creating entire worlds with people whom you both admire and adore.

I’m like a blitzed spigot, an engorged breast, a dysenteried bunghole, an open vein. For good or for bad, there is no stopping it, I’m afraid.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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