I woke up this morning with a profound inability to GIVE A FUCK. I mean, you cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
But then I remembered: I give a fuck about this. Actually, to be honest, I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS. There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison…and all that is left is an old hooker’s love for this video.
Ovaries, toomers, cooters, lady-bits, and lost youth can FUCK OFF. This is what sustains me now: