A most heartfelt, post-assassination message to the bastard naysayers on both the Right AND the Left:
Calm down, Mary — one thing at a time. The fucking government issue assault rifles are still smokin’ and the hammerhead sharks are just now gettin’ to the tasty nuts of Osama Bin Laden. Our president is FINALLY startin’ to get his groove on. GIVE THE MOTHERFUCKER A MINUTE TO BASK IN IT, wouldja?
That is all.