Two of The GREAT Loves of My Life: The Baby Goat and Pearlie Mae. Could you not just EXPLODE from all the cuteness in this photo? Also, note the “mushroom” that my 16 year old son made in art class sitting proudly under the Cocteau, in a place of great honor on our family mantle. Tell a teenager that they can make anything except bongs or dildos — and that’s THE VERY FIRST THING all the wry, crafty, subversive motherfuckers are going to do. He got an “A”, of course.