Muff Rule #722: EVERY human being should have to clean houses and/or wait tables at some point in their lives. Not only does it teach you valuable work skills, it also teaches you RESPECT for those who earn their living in the service industry. You wanna piss me off? Treat a waitperson poorly in front of me just to make yourself look better and SEE WHAT HAPPENS, my friend. YEAH. I have ZERO toleration for that sort of condescending horseshit behavior. Talk about unleashing the fucking KRAKEN. With me, that shit is NON-NEGOTIABLE. I will CUT A BITCH OFF…and then CUT A BITCH UP.
Don’t believe it? TRY MY FATASS.