You know that old childhood rhyme — “Monday’s Child is fair of face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace…” and so on? Well, since my gusband, Miss Jackie Beat, and I both sprang forth with GREAT pluck, verve, and exuberance into this world on The Day of Woden, we have decided that we are doing a goddamned rewrite. From now on, it shall be:
“Wednesday’s Child is full of WHOA…”
So it is written. So it shall be done.