Don’t you just LOVE IT when this happens? When you meet someone so brilliant, so rare, so utterly fascinating, that you just want to devour them whole…and take them into your body like a communion wafer? I KNOW I DO.
“I knew that I had come face to face with someone whose mere personality was so fascinating that, if I allowed it to do so, it would absorb my whole nature, my whole soul, my very art itself.” — Oscar Wilde
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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Actually, I do. I just joined this cracked out site called Pinterest and found some broad who had “Get your fatass into my closet”, as one of her boards. Having spent the last year at the South Pole with no cable- I had to know about this insanely funny and irreverent dame. You are hysterical. Thank you for giving me a reason to live while we await the first plane since March to arrive. In an effort of full disclosure, I also stole your tag for your clothing board.
Ah, THANK YOU SO MUCH for your lovely words, sugar! I adore you! We went to your blog and now my husband and I are BOTH OBSESSED WITH YOU! More entries! More photos! Good lord, what a fascinating dame you are. And the fact that you stole the title from my Pinterest fashion board makes me so unbelievably giddy I cannot even tell you. SO HAPPY to make your acquaintance, Miss! Kisses to you at The Bottom of The World. xoxo