Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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It’s Friday, and as most of you know, by Friday, I am pretty much completely out of bubble gum (all I got left is ass kickings). Today, my friend, the brash, ballsy, boisterous and beautiful Muffy Bolding has a public service announcement for everyone:
Oh, I just reblogged the FUCK out of this. xxx ooo
Lord, how I love you, Scottie. You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite people on the planet. Your blog is seriously one of the finest out there — truly, truly inspired AND inspiring. When am I going to get the chance to kiss your face FOR REALIES, brutha? WE NEED TO HANG!
Did I give up or re-invent myself????
HA! Either way, I ADORE YOU!