For one weekend a year, The Happiest Place On Earth becomes The GAYEST Place On Earth — and on that particular weekend, where else would a Hopelessly Devoted Card-Carrying Fag Hag BE? Yes, Mein Poppets, It’s Gay Days here at Disneyland! To be here is an experience, indeed — huge crews of delightful, delighted, belly laughing queens — mouse ears on heads arms linked like little kids, running from Fantasyland to Tomorrowland — all wearing red t-shirts in sodomitic solidarity…each smile, each belly laugh saying, “This is who we are. GET OVER IT and LET’S HAVE FUN, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
And as if that’s not awesome enough, you can well imagine the number of straight, married, Christian, Conservative, Right Wing, Homophobic Republicans who are here at the park this three day Columbus Day weekend…who had the misfortune to wake up this morning, take a shit, take a shower…and unknowingly put on their best RED T-SHIRT. YEAH. TOTALLY oblivious that they are frontin’ for The Faggotry. Everytime I see one, I shoot him a huge, dazzling smile, along with a KNOWING WINK. Like it’s just OUR LITTLE SECRET.
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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