Inane Muff Fact #1712: As I go through past essays — sorting and gathering and editing and pondering — I realize that most of the very best writing I’ve done in my life has been during periods of serious crazy…and I’m not talkin’ just your common, run-of-the-mill crazy — I’m talkin’ EXTRAORDINARY crazy. FANCY crazy. As Dorothy Parker once put it…CRAZY “WITH RAISINS.”
I suppose it’s time.
So, tell me true, Mein Poppets: Would you ever consider reading a book written by a fucking scandalous-shameless-vulgarian-lunatic-hooker-of-a-certain-age-with-a-foul-mouth-a-glorious-gunt-and-the-best-gottdamned-shampoo-antlers-in-the-asylum?