One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies with two of my most favorite people who ever fucking lived: Miss Bea Arthur and Mel Brooks. These two are, in large part, why I do what I do and why I am who I am.
Also, my Sicilian granny, Rose, WAS BEA ARTHUR. DEAD FUCKING ON.
Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
Comicus: Stand up philosopher! I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.
Clerk: Oh. A bullshit artist!