“The Rules: Don’t take too long to think about it. Fifteen authors (poets and playwrights included) who have influenced you as a reader, writer, thinker, and person. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Good night and good luck.”
1. David Foster Wallace
2. Dorothy Parker
3. Anne Sexton
4. Fran Lebowitz
5. Ted Hughes
6. Hunter Thompson
7. Doug Kenney
8. Scott Fitzgerald
9. Jacqueline Susann
10. George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart
11. Truman Capote
12. W.S. Merwin
13. Mark Twain
14. C.S. Lewis
15. Charles Bukowski
Do it if you want — and if not?
FUCK OFF, LADY.

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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.