Good afternoon, Mein Delightful Poppets! I have a small, but meaningful, query and thought I’d start here first — amongst my own fierce, degenerate pipples — before going the standard route.
Though I already have BRILLIANT management for the film and tv stuff, I am currently in the market for a literary agent or editor — someone FAB who gets the fucking joke and isn’t afraid of a little vulgariansim, debauchery, scandal, and skullduggery…an esteemed list which is, of course, my GODDAMNED RESUME.
I am working on a memoiry-type book — lots of filth and flotsam, lots of hideousness and hilarity, lots of profundity and profanity — and want to partner up with a really marvelous agent or editor who will get it and get me and get my work, which, trust me…I FULLY realize is an acquired taste. Sort of like FISTING.
At any rate, if you read me here, if you read me there, if you know my work, if you appreciate the disgraceful nature of my being, if you are a literary agent or editor, if you work with a literary agent or editor, if you SLEEP WITH a literary agent or editor…HIT A TUBBY TROLLOP UP.
Thank you in advance…and I will blow you for the difference.