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Good afternoon, Mein Delightful Poppets! I have a small, but meaningful, query and thought I’d start here first — amongst my own fierce, degenerate pipples — before going the standard route.

Though I already have BRILLIANT management for the film and tv stuff, I am currently in the market for a literary agent or editor — someone FAB who gets the fucking joke and isn’t afraid of a little vulgariansim, debauchery, scandal, and skullduggery…an esteemed list which is, of course, my GODDAMNED RESUME.

I am working on a memoiry-type book — lots of filth and flotsam, lots of hideousness and hilarity, lots of profundity and profanity — and want to partner up with a really marvelous agent or editor who will get it and get me and get my work, which, trust me…I FULLY realize is an acquired taste. Sort of like FISTING.

At any rate, if you read me here, if you read me there, if you know my work, if you appreciate the disgraceful nature of my being, if you are a literary agent or editor, if you work with a literary agent or editor, if you SLEEP WITH a literary agent or editor…HIT A TUBBY TROLLOP UP.

Thank you in advance…and I will blow you for the difference.


About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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