Which LUCKY Old Hooker has the greatest, sparkliest, most brilliant, most talented gottdamned friends? That’s right, MUTHAFUCKAS:
Here be said Lucky Old Hooker inhaling the latest book from her beloved friend and naked spa comrade — the INIMITABLE writer, artist, cartoonist, illustrator, humorist, and FAB BROAD, Miss Mimi Pond!
“Over Easy” is a mostly-true, FULLY-astonishing graphic novel based on her time as a waitress at a…shall we say, COLORFUL and ECCENTRIC diner in Oakland, California named “Mama’s Royal Cafe” during the SINFUL, DELICIOUS 1970s. Can you say BRILLIANT? Can you say EPIC? Can you say, as of two days ago, AT THE TOP OF THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST?
Oh, HELL, YES.
Trust me, Mein Poppets — YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK.
Congratulations on your amazing success, Miss Mimi! “Over Easy” is EVEN BETTER and both more hilarious and profound than I could have possibly imagined. I love you, Madge!
ALL HAIL MIMI POND.
PS) PRINT LIVES!
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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