Inane Muff Fact #517: I live in random, exquisite, obsessed, perpetual, inordinate, inexplicable terror of misspelling “misspelling.” In fact, I just double-checked the correct spelling of “misspelling”…and am now going to hit “post” — but not before I check the correct spelling of “misspelling” one last time, just to be safe. Okay, confirmed. Going to hit “post” now. Hitting. Okay, checking. Okay, hitting this time for real. Wait, is that two S’s and one L…or is it two L’s and one S? Or is it two and two? Fuck. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS. Checking. Again. Okay, posting. Finally. Christ.
Jessuss don’t want me for a sunbeam.