Recently, Louisiana Governor, FERVENT, VOCAL, RABID, Anti-Choice Advocate, and Republican Presidential Candidate Hopeful, Piyush “Bobby” Jindal, who was BORN here in the United States after his parents moved here while his mother was pregnant — meaning, of course, that he was CONCEIVED in India — unwisely opened up his Twitter account for a world-wide question-fest under the hashtag #AskBobby.
Madness, of course, ensued.
When, oh when, will The Right learn that The Left CREATED the Intarwebs…and our twisted lunatic brilliant jackals FUCKING PWN IT?
ALL HAIL Ol’ Evil Larry, here.
In the VICIOUS circles in which I run…that right there, Mein Poppets, would be a MOTHERLOVING CHECKMATE.
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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