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Honestly. How LUCKY can one Old Hooker be? A DELIGHTFUL lunch last week at The Grand Central Market in Downtown LA with My Girls — who are comprised of not only BRILLIANT New York Times bestselling author, artist, and SERIOUS Menschette, Miss Mimi Pond (procure and read her MARVELOUS, much-lauded graphic novel, “Over Easy” so you are good and ready for when the MUCH-anticipated sequel comes out!), as well as the DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS and BELOVED world-famous actor, Miss Lynne Stewart (Yes, Mein Poppets…that’d be MISS. FRICKIN’. YVONNE!)…but ALSO my FIERCE, FABULOUS FILIPINA SISTA, Miss Liza Sonza Cranis, behind the gottdamned camera!

I don’t know what I did in another life to deserve such marvelous friends and adventures in this one…but I’m SO glad I did it. When you are fortunate enough to find good friends who love you and support you…LOVE and SUPPORT THEM BACK with ALL your heart.

I really am the Luckiest Slut who ever lived and sashayed the mean streets of planet earth in a black dress and a shit-eatin’ grin.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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