OH, MY STARS! So, this weekend is Gay Days at Disneyland and last night my fatass is lying here all cozy with Gregory and Pearlie Mae…knitting and watching, “The Roosevelts” on PBS (Can you say OBSESSED?!) and from out of the blue I get a sweet message from this DARLING queen, Mr. Jon Cortez, along with an ADORABLE pic of him galavanting about The Magic Kingdom…WEARING A GOTTDAMNED T-SHIRT WITH MY VERY OWN GOTTDAMNED FACE ON IT — IN HONOR OF ALL THE FAGGOTRY AFOOT THERE IN WALT’S WORLD! HOLY SHIT! Can you say SURPRISED and DELIGHTED BEYOND ALL REASON?!
Gosh, thank you SO much for the love, sir…I am SO MOTHERLOVING HONORED I can scarcely keep from pissing my Granny Panties. Scarcely. Now THAT is honored.
When you SWISH UPON A STAR…YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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