OH, MY STARS! So, this weekend is Gay Days at Disneyland and last night my fatass is lying here all cozy with Gregory and Pearlie Mae…knitting and watching, “The Roosevelts” on PBS (Can you say OBSESSED?!) and from out of the blue I get a sweet message from this DARLING queen, Mr. Jon Cortez, along with an ADORABLE pic of him galavanting about The Magic Kingdom…WEARING A GOTTDAMNED T-SHIRT WITH MY VERY OWN GOTTDAMNED FACE ON IT — IN HONOR OF ALL THE FAGGOTRY AFOOT THERE IN WALT’S WORLD! HOLY SHIT! Can you say SURPRISED and DELIGHTED BEYOND ALL REASON?!
Gosh, thank you SO much for the love, sir…I am SO MOTHERLOVING HONORED I can scarcely keep from pissing my Granny Panties. Scarcely. Now THAT is honored.
When you SWISH UPON A STAR…YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.