Jesus Gottdamned Christ. Have you ever noticed that convicts, outlaws, bikers, and old stoners ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS claim to be, “part Cherokee on my Mama’s side”? What the fuck is THAT all about? And, that no matter what kind of dog they have — even if it’s a motherloving standard poodle — it’s always, “part wolf.”
Bonus Muff Fun Fact #213:
I am NOT part Cherokee on my Mama’s side.
But I am, however, PART WOLF.