Yesterday morning: WRONG WAY, RUSH HOUR, FREEWAY CHASE WITH A GIRL DRIVER!
Little Sister is fucking BRILLIANT and CRAFTY as — with NO cops on her ass and only helicopters above — she just shrewdly and systematically made her way into the vast cement canyons of Downtown Los Angeles…and disappeared under the cover of the tall buildings and lush trees.
Here’s the breakdown: STOLEN CAR, reported electronically via LoJack. They have absolutely no idea who she is…only that she is female and crafty as a motherfucker. Her apparent plan? Turn down one of those bushy tree-lined Downtown streets, disappear from sight of the helicopters, and with NO police cruisers on her tail…park that sonofabitch in a parking structure, pull up her hoody on this chilly LA morning…put in her headphones, and just calmly walk the fuck down the street.
POOF! GONE!
God, I LOVE L.A.
#badgirlstothefront
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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