Yesterday morning: WRONG WAY, RUSH HOUR, FREEWAY CHASE WITH A GIRL DRIVER!
Little Sister is fucking BRILLIANT and CRAFTY as — with NO cops on her ass and only helicopters above — she just shrewdly and systematically made her way into the vast cement canyons of Downtown Los Angeles…and disappeared under the cover of the tall buildings and lush trees.
Here’s the breakdown: STOLEN CAR, reported electronically via LoJack. They have absolutely no idea who she is…only that she is female and crafty as a motherfucker. Her apparent plan? Turn down one of those bushy tree-lined Downtown streets, disappear from sight of the helicopters, and with NO police cruisers on her tail…park that sonofabitch in a parking structure, pull up her hoody on this chilly LA morning…put in her headphones, and just calmly walk the fuck down the street.
God, I LOVE L.A.