Hmm…perhaps the crazed, pasty Right Wing Religious Fundies are right. Maybe it really IS The End of Times — because my fatass is crossing things off My Bucket List LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. This photograph represents the latest check mark…and what a THRILLING check mark it is! A trashy old hooker from Fresno…gets to meet and hang with THE Miss Rachel Carns. Yes…THAT Miss Rachel Carns. To partake of both her personal magic AND her world-famous Magic Kombucha was, quite honestly, A DREAM COME TRUE. Come and visit us in LA and let us feed you yummy food and tuck you in at night, Miss Rachel! We adore you!
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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