Inane Muff Fact #626: As definitive testament to my treacherous upbringing and scandalous past, when I am out and about sashaying the town and someone inexplicably recognizes me and asks, “Excuse me? Are you Muffy Bolding?”, my very first impulse, every single time, is to wonder if they are:
A) Going to arrest me
B) Serve me with court papers
C) SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE.