As annoying and tiresome as is all this snipping and sniping and embittered battling and infighting over here on The Left with The EPIC Showdown at The OK Corral that is the current, patently-fractured Democratic Party…my truest sympathies today go out to all decent moderate Republicans out there — and, trust me, I actually DO know a few! — those who are NOT openly racist, misogynistic, anti-science, anti-choice, and anti-gay marriage…who are being forced to hold their noses when they go to the polls today and cast their vote for the NOXIOUS, DESPICABLE, ABSURD, RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, HATEFUL, CARTOON campaign policies being DISINGENUOUSLY fronted by this guy right here (who, by the way, I just so personally happen to believe is NONE OF THOSE THINGS — but that, Mein Poppets, is another tale for another time.)
All this, mind you, knowing FULL WELL that to not support him now and in November by not showing up at the polls at all means that they will most assuredly be the future recipient of a grand imaginary mash note of gratitude, hand-delivered, by their worst fucking nightmare ever, that reads:
“Hillary Rodham Clinton thanks you for your vote.”
But…maybe, just maybe, that was the point all along.
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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