Adorable Muff Fact #559: With my beloved kin of origin…when there is a serious family emergency and a push is made to mobilize help and support amongst the nearly dozen siblings…the first question is NOT is anybody in town or not busy working. The first question is always:
Who is NOT HOMELESS, STRUNG OUT, OR INCARCERATED?
Yeah, chuckle it up, Motherfuckers.
I’M NOT JOKING.