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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

hrc110816

Posted on April 18, 2015 by muffybolding

Oh, trust me, Mein Poppets: IT’S FUCKING COMING.

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father

Posted on April 11, 2015 by muffybolding

“Father of mine Tell me how do you sleep With the children you abandoned And the wife I saw you beat I will never be safe I will never be sane I will always be weird inside I will always … Continue reading →

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nicky

Posted on April 11, 2015 by muffybolding

“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see … Continue reading →

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baby

Posted on April 11, 2015 by muffybolding

Who’s got the FIERCEST, FUNNIEST, most FABULOUS baby in the whole gottdamned world? MAMA DO. ‪#‎itwasthisbabythatmademeamama‬ ‪#‎myfirstdollwasnamedbetsywetsymyfirstREALDOLLwasnamedbetsy‬ ‪#‎herheartshineslikeherhair‬ ‪#‎sheisthesun‬ ‪#‎whatagirl‬ ‪#‎proudmama‬ ‪#‎iloveherwithallthatiam‬ ‪#‎sweetbettysue‬ ‪#‎WERQ‬

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goilpower

Posted on April 11, 2015 by muffybolding

Knitter PLEASE. We broads are SO DUE. LET’S DO THIS THING, BIOTECHS. ‪#‎girlstothefront‬ ‪#‎ovariesintheovaloffice2016‬

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truth

Posted on April 11, 2015 by muffybolding

NO FEAR, MUTHAFUCKAS.

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rbg

Posted on April 4, 2015 by muffybolding

THIS: “I’m sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the supreme court]. And I say, ‘When there are nine.’ People are shocked. But there’d been nine men, and nobody’s ever raised a question about that.” — The ULTIMATE … Continue reading →

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frida

Posted on April 3, 2015 by muffybolding

In my treacherous youth, I must admit that I was completely entranced and beguiled by all the costumes and props used by THIS FIERCE BROAD — all of it expertly employed so that she might festoon her broken body, attack … Continue reading →

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truth

Posted on April 3, 2015 by muffybolding

THIS: “When a woman tells the truth…she is creating the possibility of more truth around her.” — Adrienne Rich, 1929-2012

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happy birthday, mr. rogers!

Posted on March 20, 2015 by muffybolding

“Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Days Honor Children’s Television Icon “(Pittsburgh) – In honor of what would have been Mister Rogers’ 80th birthday on March 20, Mr. McFeely — aka David Newell, the public relations director for Family Communications, Inc. … Continue reading →

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