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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

dukes

Posted on February 2, 2015 by muffybolding

Yeah, you goddamned right I fight like a girl. You got a fuckin’ problem with that? ‘Cause we could, like, you know…step outside and discuss it.

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17

Posted on February 2, 2015 by muffybolding

I was tagged by my FABULOUS friend and colleague — the BRILLIANT writer and actress, Miss Erin Chandler — to list several random facts about myself (I did 17! My favorite number! Do however many you want!)…and to then nominate … Continue reading →

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sing it

Posted on January 26, 2015 by muffybolding

“Oh, sweet mystery of life…at last I’ve found you!”

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dive

Posted on January 26, 2015 by muffybolding

Fun Muff Fact #7564: My One True Love — the consistently brilliant and visionary Gregory Babior— was the producer and engineer on this early Nirvana recording…which was later included on their 2004 box set, “With The Lights Out.” My boy is … Continue reading →

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cha!

Posted on January 25, 2015 by muffybolding

Sometimes…you just gotta fucking CANNONBALL IT, baby. Here is yet another astonishing entry in my and Gregory’s weekend of witnessing GENIUS PERFORMERS: Me canoodling with the BRILLIANT Miss Dina Martina. ‪#‎gregorybabior‬ ‪#‎myonetruelove‬ ‪#‎catchitbitches‬ ‪#‎cameltoe‬ ‪#‎cha‬!

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ppp

Posted on January 25, 2015 by muffybolding

Four words: PUDDLES IS FUCKING GOD. That is all. ‪#‎puddlespityparty‬ ‪#‎troubadour‬ ‪#‎entersandman‬

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girls

Posted on January 25, 2015 by muffybolding

Kate and Muffy. Last night. Actually, early this morning. Two broads on a LONG WALK and a LONG TALK. Sashaying Santa Monica Boulevard at 1:30 in the morning with their DARLINGEST Darlings, swapping secrets and taking communion together — after … Continue reading →

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