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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

hear, hear!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by muffybolding

“I was out to dinner with three strong, capable, intelligent young women the other night and all they could talk about was men. I was like, ‘If you don’t change the topic in the next five minutes, I’m leaving.’ My … Continue reading →

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pat paulsen for president!

Posted on July 27, 2010 by muffybolding

“All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.” — Pat Paulsen

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truth. mine.

Posted on July 26, 2010 by muffybolding

This quote dovetails quite nicely with my own strongly-held belief that WE ARE ALL GODS: “God did not create man in his image; Man created gods in his.” — The Thinking Atheist

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a night-cap

Posted on July 26, 2010 by muffybolding

I’ve noticed that Comic-Con has a strange effect on people — in that sort of like Garrison Keillor and a “Prairie Home Companion”, everyone says they really love listening to it because they THINK they should really love listening to … Continue reading →

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once again…with feeling

Posted on July 26, 2010 by muffybolding

As I’ve written elsewhere…despite just the worst kind of bastards always going on and on about how fabulous it is, COMIC-CON MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT ASS. I swear to christ, in the three times I’ve gone, I was there … Continue reading →

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comic-con is COMIC-NON

Posted on July 25, 2010 by muffybolding

Yeah, motherfuckers are gonna lose their shit when I say it, but since when has that EVER stopped me? So, say it I must: I’ve been three times in the past few years…and I beg of you to trust me … Continue reading →

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truth

Posted on July 24, 2010 by muffybolding

I LIKE IT BIGGER.

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lucidity

Posted on July 24, 2010 by muffybolding

Last night, Gregory and I spent an amazing evening at the STUNNING Hollywood Hill-top music studio/cat temple/sanctuary/home of our friends, Ronnie Pontiac and Tamra Spivey, whose band, Lucid Nation , will open both your eyes and your heart to the … Continue reading →

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killer cookie

Posted on July 23, 2010 by muffybolding

Thirteen glorious, BELLY LAUGHING hours on set yesterday filming the opening scene of our latest Charles Band EPIC, “Gingerdead Man: Saturday Night Cleaver” (think Brian De Palma meets Mel Brooks meets John Waters)…and those who have read the script are … Continue reading →

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the good doctor exits stage left

Posted on July 21, 2010 by muffybolding

“No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. … Continue reading →

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