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Oh, and just a quick note to all those parents out there who refuse to let their kids play video games or watch mainstream tv or eat anything other than jicama on a stick. I got a little secret for … Continue reading →

My last word on Courtney Love: I guess I am just done with the sad, pathetic trainwreck and am being selfish and petulant because I want the old Courtney back, goddamnit — the one who wrote FIERCE, BRILLIANT, INTELLIGENT music … Continue reading →

I’m getting TONS of work done on a screenplay I’m writing, but I’m also feeling sort of baggied-out and sketchy. I’m going to pour myself one more, but trust me…I need another cup of coffee like Kate Gosselin needs her … Continue reading →

Lord, this guy was a TOP-SHELF PIECE OF ASS IN HIS DAY. Too bad he’s now COMPLETELY OUT OF HIS GODDAMNED MIND — as well as looking like he got eaten by a wolf and shit directly off a cliff. … Continue reading →

“I’m the last bitch standing.” — Courtney Love

Vacuous Muff Fact #964: If you were to stop me on the street and ask me to open my bag, inside you would find a copy of my favorite play of all time, “The Man Who Came To Dinner” by … Continue reading →

“Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

We did it with Miss Betty White…and now we need to do it with a woman who is one of the greatest comedic inspirations of my life — Miss Carol Burnett! As an oddball kid growing up in Fresno, California, … Continue reading →

As many times as I’ve seen it — surely somewhere in the hundreds — I never, ever tire of watching this movie. In fact, it is in my top five favorite movies of all time. This is the VERY ESSENCE … Continue reading →

Can I tell you just how fucking surreal it was to be thumbing through various youtube music videos…and to suddenly and out of nowhere see my husband, Gregory, as a very young and cute college student, leaning over a studio … Continue reading →