Oh, and just a quick note to all those parents out there who refuse to let their kids play video games or watch mainstream tv or eat anything other than jicama on a stick. I got a little secret for you: Your kids are getting their Twinkie fixes, their South Park fixes — AND THEIR VIOLENT, FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER VIDEO GAME FIXES — at their friends’ houses. Yes…YOUR KID, TOO.
ESPECIALLY YOUR KID.
Congratulations. You’ve made it all shiny and alluring for them by locking it away.