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The Lie: The Truth:

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? I am currently in a hilarious relationship. 2) What was your dream growing up? Gosh, first and foremost, as the oldest girl in a family of nine kids, I suppose it was … Continue reading →

Next month, the darling Gregory and I are stowin’ the babies, packing our bags, and heading out for a little adventure to the Land of Baked Beans, Butch Sicilians, and Blue-blooded Brahmins: Boston! So…do tell us your fave places to … Continue reading →

Ten Weird Facts About Me 1) I have never, ever been bitten by a mosquito. I don’t really know what the deal is, but apparently they just don’t like the taste of my fatass. Pity. With a little gravy and … Continue reading →

You get 3 words; no more, no less. 1. Where is your cell phone? Between my titties. 2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? The Cutest Piglet. 3. Your hair? “That Girl” flip. 4. Where is your father? Covered with snow. 6. Your favorite … Continue reading →

When will these blasted writers ever learn? If you come from a normal, boring background with no visible signs of addiction, poverty, abuse, or neglect, first of all, drop to your knees and thank your lucky goddamned stars — and … Continue reading →

Ha! “You use lots of colorful language and expressions.” Ya think? You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and … Continue reading →

Actor and Scientologist, Jenna Elfman, and her son, Story. She undoubtedly purchased those shoes for him and is proudly carting him around in public whilst he wears them…so, call me kooky, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here … Continue reading →

From George Orwell’s, “Why I Write”: “Putting aside the need to earn a living, I think there are four great motives for writing, at any rate for writing prose. They exist in different degrees in every writer, and in any … Continue reading →

I have been a passionate, aggressive, dedicated activist and advocate for women’s civil and reproductive rights since I was a teenager — and remain as energetically committed to the cause of feminism as I ever was. I have coordinated, participated … Continue reading →