Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Yeah. This is how we do it in Bucharest, baby: MonkeyFace Totem-Pole…Romanian style. Because he always plays the serious-as-a-heart-attack heavy, nobody has any idea how hugely hilarious he is. The Jackals and I have been routinely doing the MonkeyFace for … Continue reading →

It was announced today that one of my favorite living poets, Charles Simic, was named the 15th poet laureate of the United States by the Librarian of Congress. Speaking as a writer and a poetry fanatic, I find this news … Continue reading →

Every once in awhile you stumble across something that reminds you just how awesome it is to be a member of the human race. For me, this is one of those times. Stuff like this proves that EVERY single person … Continue reading →

muffy — [adjective]: Smells like teen spirit ‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things…nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you ganked this from had the same first initial. … Continue reading →

And one more…because I just cannot bear not to. If you don’t think this song is about as ALL-talent as it gets…then go fuck yourself, my friend — you got no bidness around these parts. “If you’re after getting the … Continue reading →

Christ, I miss Joe Strummer.

Well, Happy Birthday, yesterday! I was too busy having fun hanging out with you to post your birthday wishes in a timely fashion, so I am doing it now. In our world, fun always comes before duty! Happy Birthday to … Continue reading →

If I could ask the Universe one question — one genuinely sincere question from the bottom of my heart — it would be this: Why can’t it be global cooling, goddamnit? No, seriously. Why can’t it be? My god, how … Continue reading →