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neesh fortuna

Gosh. Ten years ago I was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of an award-winning monthly satire zine, the wife of my first darling husband, the mother of three babies aged 10, 6, and 3, a resident of Fresno, California, I had … Continue reading

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patriot

Where have you gone, Phillie Donahue?

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goodnight, jules

Tonight, I am missing my sweet little sister so very much.

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the world fiddles while my beloved city burns

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humble

“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and … Continue reading

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i heart huckabees: the battle royal

I work in such a glamorous business. You wanna know what it can get like on a movie set? Watch this — but do it quickly, because from what I am hearing, David O. Russell is coming down like a … Continue reading

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“who knows me the best?” meme answers

This was written and on-deck before I got the news about my sister — so I figure I may as well post it. Julia was a belly laugher deluxe — as is my entire family — so I am just … Continue reading

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gratitude

I would like to offer my most heartfelt thanks to all those friends who phoned, sent cards, flowers, letters, and emails, and left me prayers, condolences, and wishes here for strength and healing after the tragic and unexpected death of … Continue reading

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julia

My younger sister, Julia, is one of the most kind-hearted people I know. She is the sort of person who will give you anything she has, without a moment’s hesitation — even when she has nothing. Her heart is strong … Continue reading

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ganked from the lovely and effervescent ms.

Ah, after a week of plagues and locusts, some rather well-earned Friday self-indulgence! Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me — good, bad, indifferent, horrified, besotted, disgusted, vulgar, affectionate, filled with loathing, filled with lust, ALL, … Continue reading

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