Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Because I am just going to arrogantly assume that anyone demented and disturbed enough (and I mean that in the most exalted sort of way, of course) to be on my friends list would be a Democrat, or an Independent … Continue reading →

For whatever else you might think about Anna Nicole Smith and her questionable methods regarding upward mobility — and perhaps even more questionable claims to legitimate fame — in the end she was nothing more than a working class girl … Continue reading →

This delightful site, run by an English cheesemaker, provides a Webcam shot of mold growing on maturing cheddar cheese. For the two most handsome and passionate cheeselovers I know: my adorable husband, Gregory, and the darling — with love…from me. … Continue reading →

“Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do so with no thought of any reward. Your life will … Continue reading →

I’m telling you right now…if I am forced to look at Harry Potter’s crab ladder one more time — I’m taking fucking hostages. This is a goddamned outrage.

“Dear Mr. President” Written and performed by Pink Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me. Let’s pretend we’re just two people and You’re not better than me. I’d like to ask you some questions if we can speak … Continue reading →

“The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried this device to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing … Continue reading →

Though advance word on the street is definitely not good…I gotta tell you, gauging by this trailer, I think I might just be really excited about seeing this movie. Yeah. In fact, just thinking about it is making me want … Continue reading →

Happy Birthday to a really brilliant filmmaker and friend, . Always remember, Lord Corrigan: Feed your head.

“If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.” — Buddha