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This morning before he left for a day filled with big boss applesauce management meetings and such, my sweet husband, Gregory, hugged me and kissed me good-bye –- just like he does everyday. Except, this morning, instead of just, “Have … Continue reading →

Yeah, Suri is the perfect name for her, because the second she gets old enough to understand who and what her father is…homegirl is gonna be SURI SHE WAS EVER BORN. Congratulations, crazy Scientologist motherfuckers! According to online reports, Tom … Continue reading →

From Madhouse: Me and Jordy Ladd just fucking hangin’ around and chillin’. Ouchie!

If you haven’t yet seen this…you must. As I was watching it, just for those few minutes, I actually allowed myself to experience what it would feel like to have a leader who truly cared about the world, and who … Continue reading →

1) I am going to a Dodgers game this evening with Gregory, my son, Hunter, and his buddy, Brad. I am also going to another one on Wednesday night with Hunter, my best friend, Billy, and a whole slew of … Continue reading →

I snapped this photograph of my best friend, Billy, and his goddamned prom date, Little Opal, on one of our many delightful sojourns into the seedy underbelly nightlife of the Romanian capitol. If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it … Continue reading →

A few of the cherished members of my “family”: Left to right: Leslie Jordan, Jerrie Werkman, Patrika Darbo, Aaron Strongoni, Muffaletta, Billy Butler. This picture makes me smile…as it reminds me of some truly extraordinary days spent on location in … Continue reading →

Mindnumbing drivel like this is why we are the laughingstock of the entire planet. It is why everyone is contemptuous of our culture and our citizenry. It is why they loathe us. It is why I loathe us. It is … Continue reading →

Goddamnit, I love this song. It just so…resonates with me — ‘cuz I really do hate that shit. You know, I truly believe that underneath all these titties, cashmere, and Jean Nate…I must just be a fucking guy. She’s Got … Continue reading →

You Are the Enthusiast 7 You are outgoing and playful – always seeing the happy side to life. You’re enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new. Multi-talented, you do many things well… and find success easy. You prefer to keep … Continue reading →