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Happy Birthday to the bestest friend and boyfriend a dame could ever have. And even though we spent our wedding anniversay last month out to dinner with my first darling husband — and we had both forgotten that it even … Continue reading →

“Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me” Meme 10) I am unable to watch a period film (Old West, Medieval, Biblical, etc.) without being completely pre-occupied with and frequently commenting on the unimagineable bodily hygiene of those involved. After … Continue reading →

From the Austin Chronicle: Allison Crews by Abe Louise Young It is with great sadness that we recognize the passing of Allison Noelle Crews, born Aug. 26, 1982. Hip mama extraordinaire, lesbian, writer, and activist, Allison was the longtime editor … Continue reading →

Who’s got the cutest prom baby in the world? Mama do. That’s my girl, Betsy, on the right — the one who looks like Zelda Fitzgerald — and one of her best friends, Courtney, getting ready to go to their … Continue reading →

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Miss Sally O’Malley and I am 50 years of age. And I like to kick it, and stretch it back, and kick it again! I love it…I love every second of it. Actress Brooke … Continue reading →

Thanks to everyone who has expressed interest in helping me clean up my living room by taking that Dell printer off my hands, goddamnit! And to keep it all fair and on the up and up, your names will be … Continue reading →

This might seem like an odd question…but who needs a color printer? We bought a new Dell computer two weeks ago, and it came with a color printer. Since we are already in posession of a printer, we now have … Continue reading →

Goddamn, this crazy, arrogant, self-righteous, sawed-off, messiah-complex-ridden bastard is GOIN’ DOWN — and the very best part is, he will do it ALL to himself. And good for you, Brookie — you tell him. Like I always say regarding post-partum … Continue reading →

Wow. It seems I was lucky enough to get a fab plug in today’s Pop Culturephile column, penned by the marvelous mama writer, Katie Allison Granju. Ms. Granju, the author of Attachment Parenting — one of the most influential and … Continue reading →

I love you, Uncle Butchie.