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“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell

Last Summer, I went to a costume party in L.A. dressed, along with my best friend and writing partner, Billy, like a couple of fab diesel dyke twins named Connie and Sandy Culpepper — complete with plaid Pendleton shirts, Billie … Continue reading →

I got priceless cards and flowers from the babies and a bunch of Burt’s Bees stuff and a box of COOL kitschy postcards and an Edith Piaf and a Richard Wagner CD from the cute piglet. But the best part? … Continue reading →

I have decided to bump my comfort zone and do this one (and also because I’m GENUINELY curious as to what people will ask me…if anything!): The Secret Question Meme Ask me any question. Your comment will be screened (i.e. … Continue reading →

Your Birthdate: August 21 Being born on the 21st day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or … Continue reading →

First Teen: “Hey, look at this! It says ‘Train for jobs in beeyotch.’ ” Second Teen: “Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?” Overheard on the subway in New York City, 27 April, 2005.

Umm…I would just like to ask why none of youse broads — who are always raving on and on about how fab it is — never, ever, ever mentioned that Rescue Remedy is NOTHING MORE than fucking JACK DANIELS served … Continue reading →

You are the same age now as I was when I first started dating your father. You have no idea how unbelievable this is to me. You now drive me around the island and throw your arm out in front … Continue reading →

Muffy Pomeline Bolding’s Aliases Your movie star name: Popcorn Augustino Your fashion designer name is Muffy Dublin Your socialite name is Rhoda Fresno Your fly girl / guy name is M Bol Your detective name is Mouse Bullard Your barfly … Continue reading →

First Robert Creeley, and now Saul Bellow. I imagine they’ll be coming for my beloved WS Merwin soon, and I can scarcely imagine life after that. My heart is breaking. Whatever will we do when they’re all gone? When the … Continue reading →