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Hey, kids, it’s the Paranoia Meme — gather ’round the guillotine and sing with the family! 1) You are one of the most hopeful and resilient people I have ever encountered. You wake up every fucking day and just completely … Continue reading →

I was just cleaning up and digging through some various writing files of mine and I stumbled upon that lj “Paranoid Meme” thing I did like two months ago. You know which one I am talking about — the one … Continue reading →

I am currently doing an interview for the darling, glorious, and persistent …whilst kickin’ it with my 13 year-old daughter’s pink ipod. Much to my surprise, it is absolutely loaded with Journey and The Cure. My heart is full and … Continue reading →

Umm…guess whose fatass will be sitting fifth row fucking center for this unbelievably historic shin-dig? Yeah, that’s right. My fatass. Oh, lawdie, sometimes this little Sicilian dame’s life is so fucking good, she can scarcely stand it.

And the light dims just a little more… The Man Who Fought for the Forgotten Peter Benenson 1921-2005 Founder of Amnesty International by Antony Barnett There are not many newspaper articles that can genuinely claim to have changed the world … Continue reading →

“No matter how beautiful she may be, there is somebody somewhere who is tired of her shit.” — A decal seen on the back window of a new Ford Mustang in San Diego, California, February, 2005

When my first marriage ended, it was not with a bang…but with a very civil whimper. There was no bickering, no haggling, no attorneys. There was not a single material possession over which my ex-husband and I argued. With one … Continue reading →

1) …for the love of christ, email me. I am your humble and rueful servant and interviewee — if you’ll still have me. 2) …when you are in San Diego next month to visit UCSD, I absolutely insist on buying … Continue reading →

“I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.” — Dorothy Parker I tell you true, I don’t like it. When it’s all rainy and gloomy and blustery like this, I like stacking pillows and blankets on the couch and watching … Continue reading →

Lines from “The Large Predatory Feline In The Coldest Season Of The Year” Prince Geoffrey: “You fool. As if it matters how a man falls.” Prince Richard: “When the fall is all that’s left, it matters a great deal.”