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I ask you…is there anyone out there who loves Dave Grohl as much as I do? “I want to see some big, fat, purple hickeys. No one gives hickeys anymore. I used to wear hickey necklaces. I used to wear … Continue reading →

Last Sunday afternoon, my darling cute piglet husband and I were on a date, and we ended up perusing the shelves at Bluestocking Books, a really fab used bookstore here in San Diego. We walked in and almost right away … Continue reading →

Several of the marvelous dames on my lj friends list have listed their current top ten fave songs — and have thus inspired me to ponder my very own. Of course, being the greedy, guzzling bitchhawg that I am, limiting … Continue reading →

I am currently working on a piece to be submitted to Mamaphonic — an anthology of essays by mamas, who also happen to be artists, explaining just how it is that they maintain their art, their space, their vision — … Continue reading →

i am a lifelong theatre geek, and although i adore the work of katharine hepburn — and readily admit to a serious worship of sorts in regard to her pose (and oh, what a glorious pose it was, goddamnit) — … Continue reading →

Librarian I have loved a hundred men — Traveled the earth, sought them out, perused The cafes, cathedrals, universities, auto Shops, seaports, and hardware stores, acquiring each Of them, a hundred strong, judging none By just his cover. They are … Continue reading →

and at it again with a vengeance. They are vermicious little twerps with cloying voices and wall eyes that hungrily follow me to both sides of the room at once…as I split into two halves in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading →

Today was the birthday of America, and tomorrow is the birthday of my dear, Sweet Piglet. I love him so very, very much. He is the most darlingest, the most lovingest, the most brilliantest, and absolutely the most sexiest (even … Continue reading →