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UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. It has been SEVENTY YEARS this month since this EXTRAORDINARY young woman left this world a much richer place by having honestly chronicled her short, gorgeous, tragic life while she was here. She only got 15 years — but … Continue reading →

Inane Muff Fact #7268: Two of our three children, both girls — Betsy and Annie — were conceived, four years apart, within the cozy, twee, charming, faux-snow-covered walls of this Swiss Chalet-themed motel in Anaheim, California…just mere steps from THE … Continue reading →

You know, I don’t like to think of myself as a KINGSLAYER. I prefer the term “FIRST-CITIZEN STABMASTER.” I believe very fervently in community-building, so let’s all come together, Mein Poppets. ALL ARE WELCOME to take a stab at it. … Continue reading →

My BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL sisters — Miss Nadya Ginsburg and Miss Selene Luna. I LOVE THESE BROADS WITH ALL MY FAT, BLACK HEART. There are MANY Framilies in the world…but, goddamnit, THIS ONE is MINE. ‪#‎framily‬  ‪#‎realfuckinladies‬ ‪#‎TRESFIERCEBITCHES‬

Mmm-hmm. Thas right, you dumb triflin’ muthafuckas.

And, while we’re on the subject of GIRL POWER.

Inane Muff Universal Observation #722: When you have cherished married friends who are separated…there is one surefire way to definitively know that either one or the other has officially lawyered up and filed for divorce: SOMEBODY’S FACEBOOK SUDDENLY and INEXPLICABLY … Continue reading →

If there is ONE THING that bewilders and confounds me, it is women who will occasionally do what I call, “Bumping Up Against Me” — a quick cultural coup-count/test joust to see if I will compete with them for Queen … Continue reading →

After randomly reading about her whilst still a teenager growing up in Fresno, California…looking back now, from the perch of A Certain Age, I can say with all certainty: SHE CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE. Because of Miss Diana Vreeland, I … Continue reading →

“If you’re in it to win it…you just gotta stick with it. Through the good times AND through the bad times.” To enter this shitty, shifty, glittering arena and do battle with the most clever, creative, beautiful, talented, ambitious people … Continue reading →