Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Yeah, you goddamned right I fight like a girl. You got a fuckin’ problem with that? ‘Cause we could, like, you know…step outside and discuss it.

I was tagged by my FABULOUS friend and colleague — the BRILLIANT writer and actress, Miss Erin Chandler — to list several random facts about myself (I did 17! My favorite number! Do however many you want!)…and to then nominate … Continue reading →

“Oh, sweet mystery of life…at last I’ve found you!”

Fun Muff Fact #7564: My One True Love — the consistently brilliant and visionary Gregory Babior— was the producer and engineer on this early Nirvana recording…which was later included on their 2004 box set, “With The Lights Out.” My boy is … Continue reading →

Sometimes…you just gotta fucking CANNONBALL IT, baby. Here is yet another astonishing entry in my and Gregory’s weekend of witnessing GENIUS PERFORMERS: Me canoodling with the BRILLIANT Miss Dina Martina. ‪#‎gregorybabior‬ ‪#‎myonetruelove‬ ‪#‎catchitbitches‬ ‪#‎cameltoe‬ ‪#‎cha‬!

Four words: PUDDLES IS FUCKING GOD. That is all. ‪#‎puddlespityparty‬ ‪#‎troubadour‬ ‪#‎entersandman‬

Kate and Muffy. Last night. Actually, early this morning. Two broads on a LONG WALK and a LONG TALK. Sashaying Santa Monica Boulevard at 1:30 in the morning with their DARLINGEST Darlings, swapping secrets and taking communion together — after … Continue reading →

My One True Love. #luminouscutejewboy #bestsailor #muffylikethtokithhimonthelipth #trashygirlbornunderaluckystar 

And in the end, when all is said and done, there remains only this: FATTIE LIKES FLAVOR. #yeahchuckleitupmotherfuckerimnotjoking