Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

You know…I am not really the judgy type. I mean, as long as everybody’s legal, nobody’s getting hurt, and everybody’s happy…I’M HAPPY. By my way of thinking, to find Our One True Love is WHY WE ARE HERE IN THE … Continue reading →

She is BEAUTIFUL.

I was first introduced to Anthony Jeselnek at last year’s Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne — and now I am OBSESSED WITH HIM.

Miss Shriner Vaginer Forty-Niner, 2013

“I’m assuming Kim Kardashian had her baby, if only because Gregory Peck just walked by me carrying the 7 Daggers of Megiddo.” — The positively BRILLIANT Patton Oswalt.

Though, if this old Sicilian Whore could actually CHOOSE the place where I would draw my last breath…I gotta tell you — ROME WOULD BE IT. #smallmercies  

Beloved son of an immigrant brick layer and a school lunch lady. Make NO mistake: It doesn’t matter the humble circumstances in which they begin their journey…genius and excellence will ALWAYS RISE. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT. Requiescat in Pace, … Continue reading →

Okay, this photo just made me BELLY LAUGH OUT LOUD. The late James Gandolfini…and the loving wife he leaves behind. (She looks FIERCE! I LOVE HER!)

Sometimes, my awesome writing partner, Doug, and I, in an attempt to avoid, you know, WRITING, will go sit at Starbucks or some fucking cafe or restaurant here in LA — to, you know, WRITE — but in our bastard … Continue reading →