You know…I am not really the judgy type. I mean, as long as everybody’s legal, nobody’s getting hurt, and everybody’s happy…I’M HAPPY. By my way of thinking, to find Our One True Love is WHY WE ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. May we ALL be so lucky to be loved.
HOWEVER…with that established, may I just say:
I don’t give a fat rat’s ass what it says on her goddamned birth certificate, my friends — this is SOME SERIOUSLY FUCKED-UP SHIT, RIGHT HERE.